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It’s is very likely you will be successful in life. Verbatim.
Sometimes I ask strange questions. “Would you drive a pink car?” I asked my boss on the way to work. “I don’t think so,” he replied, after thinking for a while. “But have you ever seen a pink car?” I pressed. I hadn’t. “Yes, I believe I have,” he said. “It was a pink SUV.” […]
<Insert appropriate dial tone onomatopoeia here> Azuka: Hello Lady on other end: Hello A: Is this Third World Grocers? L: Are you serious? I hope you never find Third World Grocers. A: … L: Everyone’s been calling me asking for Third World Grocers. She hung up. Typical example of what happens when you find a site […]
hello sweetie That was the first message I sent when a friend of mine signed in after a long hiatus from Yahoo Messenger. Understandably, she was shell-shocked. This was the Azuka — who, a while ago wasn’t comfortable when others called him ‘honey’ or ‘love’ — using a word like ‘sweetie.’ It just came out, […]
I’ve always wanted one, I think — right from back when my Dad got a cheap Compaq running Windows 95 that his company was going to throw out. It didn’t have a battery, was slow as hell (I had no idea then) and had nothing of interest to the me of now, but back then […]
… or at least, have been since Monday. I wish I could say Nigeria was completely fun — not that it wasn’t, but being away for quite a while had gotten me unaccustomed to some of the important things. Like NEPA PHCN. After a few weeks of making excuses with my employer and spending quite […]