Posts filed under “General”
Lying
“…That was when I lost my wallet. Luckily for me, I had some money on me, so I was able to return to Abuja,” I finished. My mom looked like she was beginning to believe me. It’s at those times that I have to be extra wary. “Azuka,” she said finally, after a brief moment […]
Age
Before I turned 20, all the heroes in my stories were between the ages 20 and 24. I don’t know about others, but when I hear an age, I get these bars in my head that looked like this when I was 17: 0 mths – 2 yrs | 3 yrs – 7 yrs | […]
Pets
I haven’t had very good experiences with dogs. They terrified me as a kid and one of my earliest scary memories involved having a neighbor’s growl at me. I took off and of course it chased me, caught up and pulled my shorts down. Everyone thought it was funny but I vividly remember lying face […]
Little things that annoy me
People who wear watches on their right hands, or facing inwards…
Pout
There’s something mysterious about a pout — it’s just as endearing as a gap-toothed smile is to me. Just don’t overdo it.
Strange
I traveled to Atlanta two weeks ago to apply for the new E-Passport and I received it in the mail today. I don’t remember anything Nigerian being this efficient…