There’s something mysterious about a pout — it’s just as endearing as a gap-toothed smile is to me. Just don’t overdo it.

I traveled to Atlanta two weeks ago to apply for the new E-Passport and I received it in the mail today. I don’t remember anything Nigerian being this efficient…

No, you don’t have to act girly but neither do you have to be as aggressive as that guy because you’re a feminist. Whatever happened to being yourself?

Sometimes I ask strange questions. “Would you drive a pink car?” I asked my boss on the way to work. “I don’t think so,” he replied, after thinking for a while. “But have you ever seen a pink car?” I pressed. I hadn’t. “Yes, I believe I have,” he said. “It was a pink SUV.” [...]

<Insert appropriate dial tone onomatopoeia here> Azuka: Hello Lady on other end:  Hello A: Is this Third World Grocers? L: Are you serious? I hope you never find Third World Grocers. A: … L: Everyone’s been calling me asking for Third World Grocers. She hung up. Typical example of what happens when you find a site [...]