Tagged — Again?

FOUR JOBS YOU’VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE

  1. CyberCafe Attendant
  2. Web and Software Developer
  3. Computer Lab Attendant, MSU Library
  4. Freelance web developer

FOUR JOBS YOU WISH YOU HAD

  1. Internet surfer
  2. Getting to try out the fastest computers — and keeping them
  3. Sleeper
  4. Misogynist

FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN

  1. Drunken Master II
  2. Wing Chun
  3. Mr Bones
  4. Ukwa

FOUR CITIES YOU’VE LIVED IN

  1. Ajaokuta
  2. Port Harcourt
  3. Suleja
  4. Beckley

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH

  1. I don’t watch TV.

FOUR PLACES YOU’VE BEEN ON VACATIONHOLIDAY/TRAVELLED TO

  1. Ashaka
  2. Abuja
  3. Lagos (Mile 2, Surulere, Ikotun)
  4. Tampa, FL

FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY

  1. Google
  2. PHPFreaks
  3. Wikipedia
  4. Various blogs…

FOUR OF YOUR FAVOURITE FOODS

  1. Starch, banga soup, fresh fish
  2. Fried rice
  3. Pounded yam (iyan), egusi soup, goat meat
  4. Cheese steak sandwich

FOUR THINGS YOU WON’T EAT

  1. 404
  2. Cats
  3. Alchohol
  4. Vera’s eye

FOUR THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD EAT OR DRINK RIGHT NOW

  1. Liver
  2. Suya
  3. Yam pottage
  4. Cheese steak sandwich

FOUR THINGS IN YOUR BEDROOM

  1. My baby
  2. Bed
  3. My nice roommate
  4. Me

FOUR THINGS YOU WISH YOU HAD IN YOUR BEDROOM

  1. A Pentium M Dell I’ve been coveting
  2. My younger brother
  3. No roommate
  4. Her…

FOUR THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW

  1. Headphones
  2. One of those expensive-looking wristwatches. It cost me just $6 without tax.
  3. Black jeans
  4. A severe expression

FOUR PLACES I’D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW

  1. Port Harcourt
  2. MIT

FOUR FICTIONAL PLACES I’D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW

  1. The Matrix
  2. Tom Clancy’s Ryaniverse

FOUR PEOPLE YOU’D REALLY LOVE TO HAVE DINNER WITH

  1. My family
  2. Her…
  3. My (few) friends here
  4. Blogger pals

FOUR THINGS YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW

  1. How ever did I ever get strongarmed into doing this?
  2. I’m glad the designer was delighted with the PSD-XHTML conversion I made two days ago
  3. I’m sitting here doing this instead of trying to deliver an overdue project
  4. I’ll soon be done

FOUR OF YOUR FAVOURITE THINGS/PEOPLE

  1. My family
  2. Jackie Chan
  3. My books

FOUR PEOPLE TO TAG

  1. Leegaya
  2. Gbenga

The rest’ve already been tagged :(.

Comments

  1. biodun says:

    Finally, u have list up, lol, u dont watch TV!!! So wot exactly do u do,
    watch movies?? Your baby is ur compura, 4 realz, nice list!

  2. Lol @ ‘compura’, Biodun. Writing code keeps me from doing other things.

  3. Vera Ezimora says:

    Azuka, I am offended! Why won’t you eat my eye? Not that eating it will actually be beneficial to (since I really need it), but why won’t you eat it? Don’t misinterprete my query for an invitation to eat my eye. But I wanna know – why won’t you eat it?!

    That baby of urs… onwe kwa k’odi o! (E get as e be..).. had 2 interprete in case you don’t understand. So tell me *in a jealous tone* would you eat your baby’s eye? Assuming she has one, of course. And your answer better be no!… Or else….

  4. mari says:

    OMG!!! are u one of those computer geeks? U dont watch TV? Do you have any idea what you are missing out on? Come on, everyone watches TV…everyone’s got something they love to watch!

    Why do u wish you had ure younger brother in your bedroom? *confused!* Okay never mind!
    Yuck liver…i totally forgot about that. I hate liver…

  5. Vera

    I can’t eat green eyes. Fish eyes taste better by the way. Goat eyes are yuck!

    Mari

    Thanks for dropping by. Nope I don’t watch TV. Even if I had one I’m always behind my PC — can’t be bothered.

    My younger brother’s my very best friend. I just want to see him again.

    How can you not like liver? I love it!

  6. Calabar Gal says:

    LOL at being paid to be a sleeper and internet surfer. Me too!! I can understand you not watching TV. Precious time wasted which would have been spent poring over ur computer abi? The first thing I will feed you when we meet will be that 404 u’re avoiding. You’ll love it – only you wont know thats what u just had. (smile)
    I hope ‘her’ comes soon and drags you away from ur ‘baby’ into the real/social world away from all the conversions and coding.

    Thank God you were strong armed into doing this. Overwhelmed will be ecstattic. LOL

  7. you finally did it eh?!lol.. calabarGal is right oh… i am ecstatic… you actually did this [email protected] paid to internet surf.. wouldnt that just be the life? come oh this ur misogynist job i no like!!port harcourt is the sexiest city in the world(well except for Toronto)where you stay 4 ph self? u know say i been go check your fav blogs .. if my own no dey there.. e 4 be world war 78 up in [email protected] eating vera’s eye (don’t worry.. neitha would I.. lol and i don’t want any hatemail 4rom you oh VERA!!!) Great writeup… it wasn’t that bad was it? lol(Overwhelmed laughs evil laugh until fadeout)

  8. oh so ur baby is a compura?!?!?! i think say na one fine babe like that.. VERA we need to stage an intervention and write a dating ad for AZUKA to find him ANOTHER KIND OF BABE>.. wat you say girl? I know we’ll get applications oh.. a guy who knows how to “PSD-XHTML conversion”(whatever that is) is a hot catch oh.. lmao.. make we do am

  9. Calabargal, thanks fro warning me. I’ll shine my eyes if I ever come to your place. I know you don’t lie so that’s a big plus — I’ll simply ask what kind of meat it is you’re serving me.

    Overwhelmed, take time oh. If I’m going to be separated from my baby it’ll be to be hooked up to a new baby — the aforementioned Dell laptop. I’m glad you’re with me on Vera’s eye. Let’s see what she has to say…

    PSD-XHTML conversion? Look who’s talking in a high-level language. Please break it down for me to understand.

  10. Queenzy and CG, make una no try am oh!

  11. everchange says:

    sigh. this just had to be my first comment on your blog. why in heaven’s name would you want to be an official woman-hater? do explain…

  12. Well, let’s put it this way. I’ve always been very bad at asking the ladies out — or dealing with my feelings about them. I wish I could hate them — that way I wouldn’t have to kill myself inside each time I find I can’t summon the necessary courage.

  13. Afropinay says:

    The ghost blogger is passing by..hehehehehe
    **just bored at work**
    Azuka.. hmm we need to talk..why didn’t I see this..hehehe I’m sure you know what I’m gonna talk with you..

  14. belle says:

    lol @ your baby being your compu’RR’a…lol

  15. idemili says:

    Questions for Azuka:

    1) Who is ‘Her’?

    2) Why don’t you consider yourself an Igbo boy? [you mentioned it somewhere on your posts]

    3) Why haven’t you updated? I should be in bed, have to be up early.

  16. ray says:

    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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