Posts filed under “Humor”
7 things you don’t know about me
This meme actually took me by surprise because I had it sitting in the ‘posts saved as drafts for a rainy day’ on my blog for a long time. They used to be 16 but I’ve trimmed them down in keeping with the title. Nobody’s ever seen me shave. I just turn up clean-shaven. I […]
Gourmand
Noun gourmand (plural gourmands) a person given to excess in the consumption of food and drink. A greedy or ravenous eater; a glutton. I’ve been gaining a lot of weight in the past few months and I was beginning to wonder if it had anything to do with my drinking hot chocolate and eating bread […]
Women and Clothes
For most women, the choice between sex and a new wardrobe is simple — they go for the clothes. Women on average say they would be willing to give up sex for 15 months for a closet full of new apparel, with 2 percent ready to abstain from sex for three years in exchange for […]
The Psychic Tag
Okay, I’ve been lagging behind but school work has been keeping me. Let’s see what this brings. Question 1: Imagine you are in a desert (are you there?); Now imagine a ladder (are you seeing it?); Now what is the position of the ladder? i.e Lying down, Resting on something, Standing alone… Lying down Question2: […]
I Won 50 million ‘Furos’!
I’ve been getting calls to update, oh dear! I’m working on something that might be a little controversial vis-a-vis my views of women and gender equality as I think it should be. Just to assure some people I’m still alive, I’ll leave you with a quote from an e-mail I got two minutes ago informing […]
Rub and Shine
One would think I escaped all the ‘usual’ trouble I’d grown so used to in Nigeria — NEPA, especially — and since I came over, everything’s been as normal as you’d expect things to be. I got out of bed this morning and rushed into the shower. I didn’t get any water when I turned […]