An Analyst/Programmer dies and is met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him if he wants to go to Heaven or Hell.
‘You mean I get to choose?’ the man asks. ‘Oh yes, you can have a look at each and then decide for yourself.’ Saint Peter replies. Saint Peter points into [...]

While chatting with a friend today, I remembered a “brain twister” a friend and I developed in school. Try saying rapidly:
“There are black rats not black mice. There are white mice not white rats.”
I don’t know if the statements are true but you definitely will get confused. It doesn’t qualify as a tongue twister because [...]

A Yoruba Man was sitting with an Ibo man and a Hausa man in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden the police entered and arrested them. They were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after [...]

Someone sent me this today:

There was a car accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, “Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim.” The crowd [...]

I just came accross this today:
Once upon a time there was a young man who wanted to become a great writer.
“I want to write things the whole world will read,” he declared. “Stuff that will elicit strong emotions from people in every walk of life. I want my writing to make them [...]