One would think I escaped all the ‘usual’ trouble I’d grown so used to in Nigeria — NEPA, especially — and since I came over, everything’s been as normal as you’d expect things to be.
I got out of bed this morning and rushed into the shower. I didn’t get any water when I turned it [...]

I’ve been getting calls to update when I would rather sleep. Four days is really a long time in the blogosphere.
For want of something to say, I’ll leave you with someone I became fascinated with. He owns the year 2007, and his codename is 007 — yes, his name is Bond, James Bond.
Entertainment Weekly’s featuring [...]

I was reading the issue of Infoworld that arrived in the mail today and I saw this:
Bill Gates may soon be joining Leona Helmsley and Donald Trump among the world’s elite hoteliers. Sir Bill’s investment group is part of a consortium bidding to take over the Four Seasons Hotel chain. One can only imagine what [...]

Due to the gross abuse my account has suffered under my whimsical spending, I, Azuka Okuleye do create my first shopping list for tonight’s trip to Walmart with a solemn promise not to spend a farthing more than is indicated on the list.
Update: I spent a lot more than I intended :(. Normally, without a [...]

Very few people know I’m a gourmet — even fewer know I’m a gourmand.
I made some wonderful stew three days ago — well, as wonderful as ‘wonderful’ can be if you use vegetable oil instead of palm or groundnut oil and a rice cooker instead of a pot.
I took some to my friends — Fatou [...]

I really don’t feel any different, but of course I never expected to be. I told my friend Kwame yesterday I was going to be 18 today.
“You know what we do to people on their eighteenth birthdays in Ghana?” he asked me. “We beat them!”
As if I’m looking for a beating. I’ve been up most [...]