Archive for the 'Humor' Category

some things that have made me laugh. they don’t necessarily make you laugh.

The Psychic Tag

Date: February 3rd, 2007

Okay, I’ve been lagging behind but school work has been keeping me. Let’s see what this brings. Question 1: Imagine you are in a desert (are you there?); Now imagine a ladder (are you seeing it?); Now what is the position of the ladder? i.e Lying down, Resting on something, Standing alone… Lying down Question2: [...]

I Won 50 million ‘Furos’!

Date: January 28th, 2007

I’ve been getting calls to update, oh dear! I’m working on something that might be a little controversial vis-a-vis my views of women and gender equality as I think it should be. Just to assure some people I’m still alive, I’ll leave you with a quote from an e-mail I got two minutes ago informing [...]

Rub and Shine

Date: January 12th, 2007

One would think I escaped all the ‘usual’ trouble I’d grown so used to in Nigeria — NEPA, especially — and since I came over, everything’s been as normal as you’d expect things to be. I got out of bed this morning and rushed into the shower. I didn’t get any water when I turned [...]

Update! Update!

Date: January 4th, 2007

I’ve been getting calls to update when I would rather sleep. Four days is really a long time in the blogosphere. For want of something to say, I’ll leave you with someone I became fascinated with. He owns the year 2007, and his codename is 007 — yes, his name is Bond, James Bond. Entertainment [...]

Hotelling the Windows Way

Date: December 8th, 2006

I was reading the issue of Infoworld that arrived in the mail today and I saw this: Bill Gates may soon be joining Leona Helmsley and Donald Trump among the world’s elite hoteliers. Sir Bill’s investment group is part of a consortium bidding to take over the Four Seasons Hotel chain. One can only imagine [...]

Shopping Lists

Date: November 25th, 2006

Due to the gross abuse my account has suffered under my whimsical spending, I, Azuka Okuleye do create my first shopping list for tonight’s trip to Walmart with a solemn promise not to spend a farthing more than is indicated on the list. Update: I spent a lot more than I intended . Normally, without [...]