Archive for the “Humor” category
Names Again
by Azuka on December 10, 2008
The first Oluchi I knew was a runny-nose crybaby in Primary One, the first Ernest a fair-skinned math teacher with huge nostrils who grinned as he strolled around you when you got a question wrong, before applying a cane to (…)
Kama Sutra
by Azuka on September 14, 2008
My cellphone rang loudly, rousing me from the uneasy sleep I had just drifted into. I reached for it, with half a mind not to answer if it was my elder brother, ‘Chief.’ It was. Courtesy, and the knowledge that (…)
Operating System Principles Assignment
by Azuka on January 16, 2008
In what way is an operating system like a government? It seldom functions correctly… Enough said. I’m back.
7 things you don’t know about me
by Azuka on June 14, 2007
This meme actually took me by surprise because I had it sitting in the ‘posts saved as drafts for a rainy day’ on my blog for a long time. They used to be 16 but I’ve trimmed them down in (…)
Gourmand
by Azuka on February 19, 2007
Noun gourmand (plural gourmands) a person given to excess in the consumption of food and drink. A greedy or ravenous eater; a glutton. I’ve been gaining a lot of weight in the past few months and I was beginning to (…)
Women and Clothes
by Azuka on February 6, 2007
For most women, the choice between sex and a new wardrobe is simple — they go for the clothes. Women on average say they would be willing to give up sex for 15 months for a closet full of new (…)