Archive for the “Humor” category

Names Again

by Azuka on December 10, 2008

The first Oluchi I knew was a runny-nose crybaby in Primary One, the first Ernest a fair-skinned math teacher with huge nostrils who grinned as he strolled around you when you got a question wrong, before applying a cane to (…)

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Kama Sutra

by Azuka on September 14, 2008

My cellphone rang loudly, rousing me from the uneasy sleep I had just drifted into. I reached for it, with half a mind not to answer if it was my elder brother, ‘Chief.’ It was. Courtesy, and the knowledge that (…)

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Operating System Principles Assignment

by Azuka on January 16, 2008

In what way is an operating system like a government? It seldom functions correctly… Enough said. I’m back.

7 things you don’t know about me

by Azuka on June 14, 2007

This meme actually took me by surprise because I had it sitting in the ‘posts saved as drafts for a rainy day’ on my blog for a long time. They used to be 16 but I’ve trimmed them down in (…)

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Gourmand

by Azuka on February 19, 2007

Noun gourmand (plural gourmands) a person given to excess in the consumption of food and drink. A greedy or ravenous eater; a glutton. I’ve been gaining a lot of weight in the past few months and I was beginning to (…)

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Women and Clothes

by Azuka on February 6, 2007

For most women, the choice between sex and a new wardrobe is simple — they go for the clothes. Women on average say they would be willing to give up sex for 15 months for a closet full of new (…)

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