Archive for the 'Humor' Category

some things that have made me laugh. they don’t necessarily make you laugh.

Operating System Principles Assignment

January 16th, 2008

In what way is an operating system like a government?

It seldom functions correctly…

Enough said. I’m back.

7 things you don’t know about me

June 14th, 2007

This meme actually took me by surprise because I had it sitting in the ‘posts saved as drafts for a rainy day’ on my blog for a long time. They used to be 16 but I’ve trimmed them down in keeping with the title.

Nobody’s ever seen me shave. I just turn up clean-shaven. I read [...]

Gourmand

February 19th, 2007

Noun
gourmand (plural gourmands)

a person given to excess in the consumption of food and drink. A greedy or ravenous eater; a glutton.

I’ve been gaining a lot of weight in the past few months and I was beginning to wonder if it had anything to do with my drinking hot chocolate and eating bread in the middle [...]

Women and Clothes

February 6th, 2007

For most women, the choice between sex and a new wardrobe is simple — they go for the clothes.
Women on average say they would be willing to give up sex for 15 months for a closet full of new apparel, with 2 percent ready to abstain from sex for three years in exchange for new [...]

The Psychic Tag

February 3rd, 2007

Okay, I’ve been lagging behind but school work has been keeping me. Let’s see what this brings.
Question 1:
Imagine you are in a desert (are you there?);
Now imagine a ladder (are you seeing it?);
Now what is the position of the ladder? i.e Lying down, Resting on something, Standing alone…
Lying down
Question2:
Imagine a horse in that same desert [...]

I Won 50 million ‘Furos’!

January 28th, 2007

I’ve been getting calls to update, oh dear! I’m working on something that might be a little controversial vis-a-vis my views of women and gender equality as I think it should be.
Just to assure some people I’m still alive, I’ll leave you with a quote from an e-mail I got two minutes ago informing me [...]